Well, you had to know this was coming: the influx of crazy videos telling us why God decided to wreak havoc upon ‘Murrica. It’s probably even worse due to the proximity to Washington, D.C.
Heeyyy… doesn’t Obama live in DC? It’s a sign!
Regardless, here are our two options for God’s tectonic judgment.
Option #1: We’re in the tribulation, y’all!
Option #2: It’s the gays!
Personally, we’re torn. On the one hand, Kenny Rogers is right: this is all so apocalyptic feeling. On the other hand, it’s tough to argue with the logic of “Pass gay law…. earthquake.”
Why do YOU think God smote the east coast?