You’ve probably heard it said, “There’s no “I” in team.”
But did you know there’s no “Jesus Saves” without “USA”?
Yeah, me either. But thanks to a heads up from one of my readers, I’m sad to report that this is indeed the case.
In fact, it seems it’s something of a cottage industry.
You’ve got your JesUSAaves t-shirt.
Which is also available in a tank top.
Or if a hoodie is more your thing, they’ve got that too.
Maybe you just wanna keep it simple. There’s a hat for that.
Religio-political clothing not your thing? No problem. How about a button?
Maybe a mug?
How about a bumper sticker for your car?
No a big enough statement for you? Well, you could always get whatever this is tattooed on your back.
But if that’s still not enough and you’re like, “Zack, I wanna go big or go home,” fear not. You can always shell out a few hundred bucks for a JesUSAves billboard.
Well, that’s just about all the JesUSAves madness I could find. If you know of anything JesUSAves paraphernalia, share it with me in the comments and we’ll mourn its existence together.