Jesus Is A Big Fan Of The SEC


Jesus Is A Big Fan Of The SEC

Well, now we know why the SEC has had such a successful run in college football in recent years.

It’s because Jesus is a big fan. In fact, he’s such a big fan of the Southeastern Conference, he took the time to say so in the Bible.

Don’t believe me?

Here’s proof with the relevant Bible verses to prove it.

Naturally, Jesus loves more than one SEC team because he loves everyone equally (except other football conferences, of course). However, it also looks like Jesus is inexplicably a UNC fan too.

Which means, he’s got a lot of explaining to do.

And what about Florida State winning the National Championship last year? How did that happen if Jesus loves the SEC and Jesus is God and God is omnipotent?

So many questions….