Giant 50 Foot Jesus Attacks Ohio Town





Ok, technically giant Jesus hasn’t attacked the small Ohio town yet, but….

I’ve seen Honey, I Blew Up the Kid.

I know how this thing turns out.

What starts off as cute and cuddly quickly turns into a raging torrent of destruction.

“Hug Me Jesus” isn’t so cute when he gives you a hug and crushes all the bones in your body with his giant arms.

Ok, technically that sort of thing didn’t happen in Honey, I Blew Up The Kids either, but it would have if Disney had given Rick Moranis the one thing he’s clearly been after his entire career: a hard “R” rating.

You hear that Quentin Tarantino?

If you wanna keep your hardcore edge, you know what you’ve gotta do.

Dump Christopher Weitz.

Get you some Rick Moranis.


Thanks to Greg for sharing this.