We’re just a matter of hours from crowning a new champion in college football.
Or are we a matter of hours from learning the fate of the world?
No surprise here, the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse thinks it’s the latter.
And even though he’s catholic, he’s calling the game for Alabama because obviously they represent Barack Obama and obviously Notre Dame represents the Roman Catholic church and obviously this game is really a prophetic statement about Obamacare so obviously Alabama will win because Obamacare is now the law of the land.
It’s so obvious.