My cousin stumbled across a couple of these things the other day and sent me pictures.
Naturally, I immediately went in search of where I could buy them online.
Well, that let to even more wonderful discoveries I felt compelled to share.
So, in no particular order, here’s some awesome (mostly) Jesus stuff you need to own.
[You can click on any of the links below or images themselves to buy the awesomeness you see]
First up, Jesus Band-Aids.
Just took a chunk out of my finger the other day. Really wish I had had these handy as I assume they would have miraculously healed my cut immediately.
Even if they didn’t miraculously heal my finger, I want the free toy inside!!
You can buy these holy Band-Aids here.
Sticking with the sticky Jesus theme, make sure you pick up some of these bad boys.
Or if you prefer, and I do ’cause they’re too awesome for words, you can go all Charlton Heston with your sticky notes and turn them into divine commandments.
Going back to Jesus, if you’ve ever felt scorned that you weren’t allowed to choose the costumes for your church’s annual Easter pageant, here’s your chance at redemption.
You can pick up your magnetic mix n’ match Jesus here.
Speaking of your chance at redemption.
If you suffer from halitosis or just had a touch too much garlic at lunch, then save your breath with a case or two of Messiah Mints.
Or if your sin is greater than garlic and you find your soul in need of atonement, don’t worry.
They’ve got mints for that too.
Hope you enjoyed these wonderful little items.
At the very least, I hope you’ve found a gift for the next pastor appreciation day at your church.
Trust me, your pastor will love anything from this list.
And if your pastor doesn’t, then you probably need to find a new pastor…
…with a sense of humor.