American Jesus Madness 2014 – The Bracket


American Jesus Madness 2014 – The Bracket

American Jesus Madness Bracket2014

MUY IMPORTANTE UPDATE: Long story short I made a slight tweak to the bracket (i.e. I posted the wrong one originally), so if you downloaded it first thing this morning please make changes accordingly. Apologies for the last second switch, but I got distracted this morning changing an incredibly poopy diaper and well that got out of hand quickly, so let’s just leave it at that.

The official 2014 American Jesus Madness bracket is finally here!!

Once again, a big word thanks to everyone who took the time to make nominations for the bracket! There were some hilarious suggestions and I couldn’t have done this with you guys’ help. So, for reals, thank you.

(And yes that is an entire region of the bracket dedicated entirely to movie Jesuses. Given all the talk about Son of God, it felt appropriate.)

If you’re brand new to this, American Jesus Madness is my spin on March Madness (which begins next week), but instead of basketball teams, I use pop Christian culture. Obviously these people and things can’t “play” each other, so the battles are settled by voting. Starting on Tuesday you’ll determine the winners of every match by voting in interactive polls. What are you voting on exactly?

Well, that’s up to you.

You could simply vote for which person you like better, which you like less, which one is more entertaining, which one would win in a bar fight, which one is more sane, which one is more insane, which one is a bigger jerk, or you could get really judgmental and vote on which one you think is the better or worse Christian.

Whoever or whatever gets the most votes advances on to the next round.

Like I’ve done in years past, I am going to help you out. On Friday, I’ll post a 1st Round match by match breakdown that will help those of you not be familiar with everyone or everything in the tournament which will provide a brief description of every single match-up to help you out with your voting.

Here’s where real fun comes in…

Just like the NCAA tourney you can download the bracket, fill it out, email it back to me, and predict the winner. And why wouldn’t you??

There’s eternal glory involved for whoever wins the bracket challenge!!

Now, like I said, I’ve got my breakdown of the tournament coming on Friday, but until then, I want to hear from YOU. Do you consider yourself an American Christianity aficionado? If you do, post your analysis or breakdown of the tournament match ups on your own blog, send me the link, and I’ll link to it here. There were some awesome breakdowns last year. So, I can’t wait to see what you guys come up with this year!

Anyway, that’s about it. If you’ve got any questions, don’t hesitate to ask in the comment section.

Oh yeah, and here are the all important rules and deadlines for submitting your bracket.



-You MUST be a living, breathing human being to enter (sorry, no robots or zombies)

-Only 1 entry per person

In order you enter you must do one (or preferably all) of the following and let me know which one(s) you did when you submit your bracket

“Like” The American Jesus on Facebook

Follow me on Twitter

Subscribe to The American Jesus 

If you already do all three, share this link to the tourney on Facebook /Twitter

-I don’t have an awesome digital entry system like ESPN so you will need to download the bracket, fill it in, save it/scan it/take a picture of it/whatever, and email it back to me.

-The deadline for submitting your bracket is Monday, March 17th @ 11:59am EST 

-The tournament/voting will begin Tuesday, March 18th @ 8am EST, at which time the schedule for the following rounds will be announced



1st round – 1 point

2nd round – 5 points

3rd round – 10 points

4th round – 20 points

Championship – 40 points


Good luck!!