Whitney Houston, Barack Obama, & The Catholic Church

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It’s been a while since we’ve posted anything from our old friend William Tapley, aka The Third Eagle of The Apocalypse.

Apparently his appearances on Anderson Cooper’s Ridiculist and The Colbert Report tempered someone of his trademark zaniness.

That’s not to say he hasn’t posted anything in the post couple of months, it just hasn’t reached that level of prophetic crazy needed to justify a post.

Well, The Third Eagle seems to have gotten his grove back.

In this enlightening video we learn about the “numerical significance” of Whitney Houston’s death. That’s right. Whitney Huston’s death was “a warning from Almighty God to the United States of America and to our President Barack Obama.”

Mr. Tapley is “convinced that God took Whitney Houston at a particular time to give us a warning;” meaning that all the numbers surrounding her death, her age, birthday, death date, etc. have prophetic significance.

Of course they do. Why didn’t TMZ see that?!

So, what is God warning about?

Well, you’ll just have to watch and find out. We wouldn’t want to spoil the surprise for you.

But, you can assume that Houston’s death has something to do with World War III, the end of America, and the death of the Catholic church.

We’ve given away too much already, so just sit back, relax, and enjoy your ride on the crazy train….