The Sanctified Line Dance




We featured this guy a couple of weeks ago. He’s your go to resource for Christian fitness.

Honestly, we didn’t even know there was such a thing as Christian fitness until we found this guy. Although, we obviously knew that any exercise involving yoga is demonic.

Well, now the Holy Father of Fitness is back with another divine workout.

This one is for all of our holiness friends out there. It’s called “The Sanctified Line Dance”.

If it isn’t the latest worship craze in holiness churches soon, then the holiness movement truly is dead.

Although, I will say that going down to an altar to get “saved and sanctified” does seem a lot easier than this “workout”.