Star Tracts




I’m not going to lie.

I may or may not have dressed up like Capt. Jean-Luc Picard for Halloween when I was kid.

I can admit it. I was a Trekkie.

Now, I never committed intellectual property theft created an elaborate evangelistic spoof of the show, but I can appreciate the effort.

After all, is there anything more incredibly terrible awesome than a guitar battle with a Klingon using a Star Trek version of “I’ve Got The Joy,Joy, Joy, Joy Down In My Heart!”?

Seriously. That happens in this video.