As our friends from the May 21st campaign reminded us today, we are less than 2 weeks away from Judgement Day!! How do they know? There are signs of course!
Today’s sign of the apocalypse:
The American Jesus has almost as many Twitter followers (149) as we do people we are following (163).
You can help usher in the apocalypse by following us on Twitter and getting others to do the same. We need more followers or as we like to call them “disciples”.
The more Twitter followers we get, the faster Jesus will return!!*
*Not intended to be a factual statement