We see a lot of people putting funny and weird spins on Jesus these days. Heck, we are those people.
But we do it as satire in critique of what we feel is the unhealthy phenomenon that is American Christianity.
Redneck Jesus, on the other hand, is serious.
How serious is he? He’s “called by God” serious.
Redneck Jesus isn’t a nickname this guy came up with for himself in an attempt at humor. This guy claims he was given that name directly from God. Not kidding.
It seems God also named him: “Abe Lincoln,” “Future Saint,” “Chosen One,” “King”, and…wait for it….”King of China.”
You can’t make this stuff up.
And that is just the tip of the iceburg. You can check out his website for yourself here (and you really should), but we thought we’d save you some time and give you a few highlights.
First, the intro video.
We’ve already mentioned a few of the names God has bestowed upon this guy, but you really need to check out his biography.
Want to hang out with Redneck Jesus or possibly have him be the spokesman for you company? No problem!
Although, if it was me I would make sure I signed up for the “Limo Meal” option. He’ll pick you up in his Hummer limo and you can drive around together for an hour, eat, and talk about spirits!
And last, but certianly not least, no Jesus figure would be complete with a book.
This one is super special because it was written by God!
Thank you Redneck Jesus for making our day with your wacky tales of spirit beings and Hummer limo dates. You truly are a gift from God.