Are you worried about your pets being “left behind” after the rapture?
Well, have no fear because your atheists neighbors are here to help! Presenting……
Yes this is a real thing, at least in the sense that they would be happy for you to sign and contract and take your money. Of course, at that point they are legally bound to take care of your pets should Jesus decided to leave them behind. And we all know most lawyers don’t have a soul so there should be plenty of them around to enforce the contract.
So, hurry on over to their website because you may only have 2 months from today before the rapture happens!
(Thanks to my friend Zack for sending us the link)