Thanks to the new Personal Jesus app, seriously this is a real thing, you can literally have Jesus your way and at your convience, right at your fingertips for whenever you need an inspiring word for the iLord.
They’ve got “Classic Edition” Jesus (read: white Jesus).
“Black Edition” Jesus.
And coming soon…
“Celtic Edition” Jesus….
…and “Asian Edition” Jesus.
For reals. We’re not making this up. I don’t have that much time to play with Photoshop.
Apparently the app is some sort of holy alarm clock that can wake you up to the sound of “Jesus” reciting “more than 200 quotes from the Bible” to you.
Personally, as someone who’s not a morning person, this kind of scares me.
The last thing I want to do to start my morning off is swear at my alarm clock only to realize I’m actually swearing at the “Lord.” Not a good way to start the day.
Anyway, here’s the description from the company’s site:
“It´s time to wake up to a new App! JESUS IS CALLING YOU! Reach out to the wisdom of the world by having a SPEAKING ANIMATED JESUS who delivers more than 200 quotes from the Bible directly into your iPhone or iPad.
Personal Jesus allows you to share His word in social networks. You can have it on alarm setting, as a reminder to start your day with a beautiful thought or you can shake it for random mode to surprise yourself with different quotes. Since Jesus is all around, you can watch him walking on water, having his last supper, being crucified, resurrected or in heaven. And since he is also universal and personally done for you…pick his color! White, Black, Asian or Celtic!”
Hurry fast, Jesus is waiting for you!