Mark Driscoll is Miss Cleo!




Call Now For Ya Free Readin!


Mark Driscoll takes some time to tell us about different visions that he’s had over the years.  Personally, I’m glad that I don’t have this gift because it seems like he mostly sees babies being molested or housewives gettin’ it on.  If I received visions, I would want it to be of kittens playing with yarn or something.  Guess visionaries can’t be choosy…



Also, Mark’s congregants sure knows some honest child molestors, right?

“Did you do it?”  

“Sure did.”


Spotted at Pyromaniacs via Christian Nightmares