Here at American Jesus, we’re all about helping people. People like Reverend… umm…. Sodder Ree? Sawyer Reed? Saul Durry? Whatever his name is, we want to help him find a wife.
Ladies, if you like what you see and want to get in touch with the Reverend, we are willing to go in halfsies with you on a private investigator to find out who the crap this guy is.
Or, you know… you could just call his nephew’s phone.