Jesus, Sting, and Jaci Velasquez




So, you’ve played Jesus in a couple of movies and you get typecasted as our Lord and Savior. What’s an actor to do?

Simple. You play Jesus….again.

But this time things are set in the 21st century, Jesus works at a diner, and he’s visited by Sting (the wrestler not the singer) and Jaci Velasquez, who’s cars have broken down and have been sent to the diner by a highway patrol officer who is actually Satan.

I can’t believe a major Hollywood studio didn’t greenlight this project.

It’s called The Encounter. Enjoy.

And in case you don’t believe it’s actually Jesus, he has proof: his driver’s license. And of course, the picture is from the last movie he played Jesus in.