Jesus is the Grim Reaper


At least He seems to be in this video. It’s called “The Appointment”. Apparently Jesus gets bored in heaven and occasionally will show up at your place of work to tell you that you’re about to die. Looks like you are most likely to die right before you’re about to do something awesome, like go to Hawaii. So, maybe if you leave a really boring life and never do anything or go anywhere exciting then you’ll never die!

Lot’s of Christians talk about how they wish they could hear Jesus speak to them audibly. However, I don’t think this is what they usually have in mind.