Jesus Appears In California, Gets Attacked By A Sharknado


(H/T International Business Times)

A couple of weeks a fire tore through an apartment complex in California.

Fortunately, “not a single soul was injured in the fire.” But not for the reasons the liberal lame stream media wants you to think.

The real reason nobody died was because Jesus was there to save the day.

As the fire continued to rage, local residents looked up and saw you know who in the billowing pillar of smoke.

Of course, it could be argued that the face riding in the clouds over folks’ burning homes is a sign that Calvin was right and God is truly terrible, but what’s really important here is what else is going on in the heavenly smoke.

Jesus is in danger!!!

And, no, it has nothing to do with the fire burning below him. Jesus is impervious to fire. Everybody knows that.

Just look to the right of the screen and you can see the real threat as clearly as you can see the face of our Lord.

No, your eyes are not deceiving you. That is a shark cutting through the swirling winds on his way to attack Jesus!!

But there is hope in the midst of this apocalyptic storm.

On the one hand, we get to witness Jesus fighting a shark, which is just too awesome for words.

But more importantly, this picture finally give us definitive proof that God exists.

And that sharkandoes are a real thing.