How To Become A Christian


Combine an old school, tried and true salvation formula with a monotonous telemarketer voice, throw in some animation for a little flavor and you’ve got the recipe for a truly amazing salvation pitch. And by amazing I mean awful.

Couple of highlights though:

1)This YouTuber may the greatest YouTube name ever: w8n4rapture2day

2)What this video lacks in style, substance, and overall common sense it makes up for with killer writing:

“Everyone, including Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhists, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodists, French, etc…..have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God.”

It’s a line so nice he uses it twice!