Is your church missing that extra spark in worship? Well, that’s probably because you’re not doing the “Holy Ghost Hokey Pokey”.
In the words of Seth Myers and Amy Poehler: REALLY?!?
I’m open to all sorts of different expressions of worship, but are you REALLY telling me that the hokey pokey is a legitimate form of worship? REALLY?!?
But we can’t stop there can we? Are you REALLY telling me that the hokey pokey can perform miraculous healings? REALLY?!?
The Holy Ghost Hokey Pokey?? REALLY?!?