Herman Cain Visited the Jesus Theme Park




This has the feel of an article from The Onion, but it is not.  Herman Cain made a campaign stop at “The Holy Land Experience”-  the Jesus themed park in Florida.  The article is full of wonderful tidbits, but this excerpt is probably the most presidential:


He (Cain) did have a slight worry at one point during the chemotherapy process when he discovered that one of the surgeon’s name was “Dr. Abdallah.”

“I said to his physician assistant, I said, ‘That sounds foreign-not that I had anything against foreign doctors-but it sounded too foreign,” Cain tells the audience. “She said, ‘He’s from Lebanon.’ Oh, Lebanon! My mind immediately started thinking, wait a minute, maybe his religious persuasion is different than mine! She could see the look on my face and she said, ‘Don’t worry, Mr. Cain, he’s a Christian from Lebanon.’”

“Hallelujah!” Cain says. “Thank God!”


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