I thought I was pretty familiar with the Christian Calendar.
Apparently I missed a holy day: Groundhog Day
If you’re looking for a place to worship on this holiest of days, then may we suggest Praise Assembly of God Church in North Versailles, PA.
I wonder if Bill Murray will be there?
Also, call me crazy but I’m pretty sure the guy voicing the male groundhog puppet is Vizzini from The Princess Bride .