Farewell Harry Potter




In honor of the finale Harry Potter movie, we bring you this reminder that reading the Harry Potter books leads to witchcraft, alcoholism, drug abuse, and sexual licentiousness.

In fairness to the girl giving her testimony, I completely agree that we DRASTICALLY underestimate the influence of the media we consume.

That being said, does anyone know a spell I could cast to make sure tickets aren’t sold out for the 3:30pm showing tomorrow at the theater down the street from my house?