Bacon Proves America Is A Christian Nation



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I love bacon.

I mean I REALLY love bacon. As in I may or may not have spent an admittedly absurd amount of money to ship 4 lbs of bacon across the country just because I heard it was awesome.

I’m guessing there’s a good chance you love bacon too.

But did you know that our shared love affair with bacon proves that America is a Christian nation??

At least that’s what radio talk show host Bryan Fischer claims and he’s got both a microphone and a video camera. So, you can trust that we he’s saying is true.

You know, you really do learn something new everyday.

I just can’t wait to tell my atheist and agnostic friends that their consumption of bacon is actually a patriotic act of worship.