Who’s Raising Your Children?

    Welcome to "The Courtroom of Life" where the fate of your children is decided. The judge, who seems to be doing her best Robert De Niro impression, will make her ruling and decide who gets to raise these puppet children. Will it be television? Money? Knowledge? How about vices? Of course not! These puppet children will...
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Does God desire prayer over serving others?

  [youtube Wb2cSPdBN8o]   I'm not going to be able to write much about this video... mostly because it makes me so incredibly angry.  It's not because someone doesn't like President Obama, and it's  not because someone is to the right of me politically.   It's because of the arrogant way that this...
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Mark Driscoll is Miss Cleo!

    [caption id="attachment_3913" align="aligncenter" width="425" caption="Call Now For Ya Free Readin!"][/caption]   Mark Driscoll takes some time to tell us about different visions that he's had over the years.  Personally, I'm glad that I don't have this gift because it...
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Crazy Fundie Baptist Day

    Here at The American Jesus we have a love/hate relationship with fundie Baptists. We hate their "theology." Or the ignorant, myopic, arrogant dribble they pass off as theology. On the other hand, we love their lunacy because it can be so entertaining. So, today, we thought we'd highlight a couple of particularly crazy...
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The Ballad of Comet Elenin

    The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse is finally back with yet another instant classic!! Fact: We have no idea what Comet Elenin is. Although we assume, like most other things, that it will usher in the apocalypse.

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If I won the lottery….

    ....I would give some of it to my church. Lots of us say that, I think because we believe it will somehow please God and convince Him to rig the lottery in our favor. Well, it looks like that may actually have worked. Somebody won $80,000 in the Georgia lottery and decided to...
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