I know I said this the last round, but I continue to be surprised by the upsets this year.
(Which I guess is what makes them upsets, but still)
Both Thoughts & Prayers and Evangelical Lady Bloggers had been destroying the competition....and then the...
Welcome once again to the Apocalypse.
After 3 brutal rounds, 4 combatants have survived to compete for the chance to compete for the 2018 American Jesus Madness championship.
That's a lot of competing.
And it doesn't get any easier in the Apocalypse.
But I don't have...
I've gotta be honest.
I never would have guessed this final four, er, I mean 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
Especially not considering some of the blowouts some of the Exquisite 8 had before heading into this round. Some continued to hold serve, like...
We stand on the brink of the apocalypse.
Eight combatants remain, but only four will survive the day and become the 2018 American Jesus Madness 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse...which...you know...now that I say it out loud sounds really dark and ominous and...
In the Salacious 16 round we saw the contenders separate themselves from the pretenders with all but a couple of matchups ending early in total blowouts.
But now that the pretenders are gone, the matchups will get tougher.
Much, much tougher until we crown...
Welcome to the Salacious 16 round where the matchups get even more salacious-i-er.
What does that mean?
Doesn't matter.
This is American Christianity in 2018 we're talking about. Nothing matters anymore.
Except your vote!
And the polls are now open, so cast your ballot...
American Jesus Madness came a little too close for comfort in the 1st round with Loving Children needing a last minute rally to beat Loving Guns.
On the other hand, Thoughts & Prayers silenced Actually Doing Something by a 60%...
It’s time once again to crown a new champion of American Christianity.
As always, we’ve got some really tough 1st round matchups. And as always, who moves on is totally up to you, so vote and vote often!!
For reals.
American Jesus...
If you're new to American Jesus Madness, you might find yourself wondering, "What sort of insane dystopian tournament I have wandered into?"
But fear not!
Well, maybe fear a little.
I mean, the tournament may be imaginary, but the combatants are sadly all too real.
Anywho,...
Here it is!!
The official 2018 American Jesus Madness bracket.
I would say it's been yet another wild and crazy year in American Christianity, but that would make it sound like business as usual and as we all know...
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