Welcome once again to the end of all things.
The 2017 American Jesus Madness championship.
It years past, “the end of all things” has been obvious hyperbole, but given who’s currently occupying the White House, we may have indeed reached the end of all things.
Hopefully not, but the mere fact that it’s a possibility is utterly terryifying.
Anywho, until Armageddon does arrive, it’s time to choose a champion!!
One small difference you’ll notice from previous rounds: a running tally of the poll results is hidden. I do that to build suspense, but mostly to sucker you into voting more and coming back tomorrow to find out who one.
I know, I know. It’s genius.
But enough about my brilliance.
It’s time to vote.
Here’s one last reminder of how the voting works…
- You can vote on each matchup or just the ones you like. Again, it’s totally up to you.
- Voting is unlimited. So, vote now and vote often. But remember that Poll Daddy may send you to a “cool off period” after a bunch of votes in row. No worries, though. Just give it a couple of minutes and you’ll be available to vote again.
- The best way around the Poll Daddy cool off period is to get your friends and strangers to vote for your favorites. So share this link and get everybody you know to vote!!
- Polls close at 10pm CST
- The 2017 American Jesus Madness champion will be announced tomorrow morning
THE CHAMPIONSHIP POLL IS NOW CLOSED. CHECK BACK TOMORROW MORNING TO FIND OUT WHO WAS CROWNED THE 2017 AMERICAN JESUS MADNESS CHAMPION!!