We’ve come at last to the end of all things.
After today, nothing will ever be the same again.
You’ll look back on this day and tell your grandchildren where you were and how many times you voted. For on this day, a new champion of American Christianity will be crowned!
Ok, so maybe it’s not quite that epic, but it’s close.
Fine, it’s not that close, but this is your last chance to spend a day procrastinating by voting over and over again in a meaningless, make believe tournament…until next year when we do it all again.
But next year is like a whole year away. So enjoy this time. Make the best of your opportunity to procrastinate by voting as often as humanly possible before the polls close tonight at 10pm EST. Because without your votes, there will be no 2015 American Jesus Madness champion and without an American Jesus Madness champion is life even worth living?
Probably so, but still.
Vote early, vote often, and enjoy the ride.
THE POLLS ARE NOW CLOSED.
CHECK BACK TOMORROW MORNING TO FIND OUT WHO HAS BECOME THE 2015 AMERICAN JESUS MADNESS CHAMPIONSHIP!!!