5 Terrible Jesus T-Shirts

Every once and while I stumble across a terrible Jesus shirt and it leads down a rabbit hole of more terrible Jesus shirts and then I have to share them with you because I can’t be alone in my “Holy cow, I can’t believe this exists.”

Today, I continue that tradition with not 1, not 2, not even 3, but 5 more terrible Jesus t-shirts.

I know, I know. I’m so generous.

(Oh, and if you’d like to purchase one of these gems, just click on the shirt. Except the easy button shirt. For some reason the website won’t open.)

First up, if you’re a conservative you’re probably gonna love this shirt. If you’re not, be careful. Your eyes may roll back so far into your head they get stuck that way.

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This one is more than a bit creepy weird. At least to me. I mean, I get the sentiment they’re going for, but….

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To be fair, I think this one is kind of amusing. Probably because I’m a big fan of The Walking Dead. But if I’ve learned anything in my years of blogging, it’s that lots and lots of Christians out there have absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever. So, I have no doubt that somebody out there in Christian Internetland will be offended by this shirt.

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I don’t even know what to say about this one, except it’s really not….

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And last, but not least, we have what I confess is my favorite of the bunch. I mean, this is The American Jesus. How could it not be? Oh, and full disclosure: I did a bit of editing to make it a tad more family friendly. But if you want the unedited original, just click on the shirt.

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