Dancing With Jesus

I was on the ole google machine this morning and I stumbled across what is without a doubt one of the most important books ever written in the history of ever.

It’s called Dancing with Jesus and it teaches you dance moves inspired by biblical stories including The Water Walk, The Temptation Tango, and The Apostolic Congo!

And the best part is it’s available to buy on Amazon today!!!

Seriously, this looks amazing and I want a copy sooooo much.

cover

Here’s my personal favorite move. It’s called “The Carpenter Clog.”

directions

I mean how does this NOT make you want to drop everything you’re doing and start dancing??

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Seriously, this book is a work of genius.

Kudos to the author, Sam Stall, for his brilliant sense of humor.

Now, get over to Amazon and buy copies for all your friends and family for Christmas and give them the greatest Christmas present any person could ever receive.

 

*Just for the record, this is not a paid advertisement. I don’t know Sam Stall and he didn’t ask me to share this. I really did stumble upon this book this morning, thought it was brilliant, and made a few quick screen grabs to share because I genuinely think it’s hilarious.