The Most Awkward Jesus Painting I’ve Ever Seen

So, I stumbled across a treasure trove of amazing Jesus paintings today.

And I thought, I’ve got to share these!

So, I started going through them (there were a lot, you may recognize a few) to pick out the best ones to share.

There was business Jesus.

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And creepy watching you sleep Jesus.

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And excuse me is that my baby Jesus.

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And never made it out of kindergarten Jesus. (Or Billy Madison Jesus, whichever you prefer.)

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And lots more.

But then I saw it.

The single, most awkward Jesus painting I have ever seen.

I mean, I don’t even know if you’re ready to see it.

Seriously. It’s, um, yeah.

Are you sure you want to see it?

I mean it’s really, really awkward.

Ok, now I’ve built it waaayyy too much and it’s gonna be a huge let down.

Well, here it is anyway.

I call it “I can’t think of a title that won’t send me straight to hell Jesus.”

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The best part??

For only $1,495.00 you can hang this gem in your living room and traumatize your kids for years to come!!