Beware the Denver Airport!!

Have you ever found yourself walking through the airport and thinking: “Geez, there sure are a lot of phallic symbols in here.”

Well, you’re not the only one. The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse has taken the time to demonstrate to all of us just how perverted and demonic the airport really is. Or at least the one in Denver.

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  • Josh
    November 2, 2010

    That airport does have a lot of weird stuff in it, the mural are really crazy and there are a lot of conspiracy theories about the place. But the roof is so cool I’m willing to overlook all of that.

  • Grant
    November 3, 2010

    There is also a sinister underlying theme to the major sports teams names as well: Broncos, Nuggets and Rockies

    • Grant
      November 3, 2010

      The Denver Nuggets used to be called the Rockets now I know there is something not right going on here

  • Jay-Pee
    November 3, 2010

    If you look at it on Google maps the airport does kind of look like a swastika and the area in question does look like a phallus. To me though, airplanes look even more like a phallus, so I would like to put forth the argument that air travel is a form of satanic worship. Also, a pen or pencil kind of looks like a phallus too, so using any writing utensils is also a form of satanic worship. Oh, and don’t get me started on water bottles….

  • Meg
    March 9, 2011

    I loved how he said, “Let’s take a closer look…” and then pointed out specifically the offending areas. You’d think he could find better uses for his time, knitting perhaps. Oh wait, those darn knitting needles sure look phallic…

  • mariescanlon
    March 14, 2015

    this guy needs to get laid.

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